Yet, over-exerted as I felt, these outcomes did not diminish my spirit for all things autumn.
On a mission to prevent disappointment, a homemade Pumpkin Spice Latte was crafted. While I had originally thought to test a limited-time variation from a nearby café or fast food chain, it dawned upon me that the "pumpkin spice", in reality, contained no pumpkin at all. Furthermore, espresso and milk were readily accessible components in my household. "Why not just make it myself?" so I thought. And I did.
1) Apple Crumble Cake
The realization has propelled me in the direction of wine and sake, the latter when sugar intake is of greater concern due to high intake of homemade baked goods. Masumi Kuro Sake was decidedly delicious, in spite of not embracing the dark hue I had been anticipating. The bottle design was sophisticated, radiating an aura of sleek elegance. That said, the cap was not quite intuitive, although easier on the fingers, being constructed of a smooth, plastic casing.
I undertook a swift trek to College Park with the goal of replenishing my glove inventory in advance of the fall-winter transition. Technically, the closest Dollarama could be found at the northeast corner of Yonge and Dundas. As evident on this space, however, I tend to avoid that intersection - as well as the associated subway station - wherever possible.
The eatery was a very small space operated by a grand team of two. Immediately outside the entrance was a grill setup, where a thoroughly tattooed member of staff busily flipped strips of meat. The interior, which was not exempt from these grilling fumes, included an open-concept kitchen area, several freezers, and an espresso machine. Positioned along the ordering counter were laminated menus, while dusty bags of branded coffee beans could be found in the cavity underneath; across from said counter were two drink refrigerators.
Upon relaying the order, I was informed of the various customization options available:
- Size: $6 for a half-size, and $9 for a full-size
- Bread: White, Whole Wheat, Sesame, Everything, and Snack Size (two individual buns, rather than one baguette sliced in half)
- Spread: Chicken Pate or Avocado
- Sauce: Lemongrass or Five Spice
- Spice: No spice, Sriracha, Mild (Jalapeno), Chin-Su (Vietnamese Hot Sauce), and Extra Hot (Bird's Eye Chili)
Banh Haus' updated menu had not been posted online, thus these customization inquiries were strictly answered to the best of my abilities.
After being presented with both drinks, I inquired whether drink trays and stickers could be obtained for transport. Overwhelming relief came upon me at the sight of a proper - sturdy! - drink carrier instead of the flimsy biodegradable rubbish often sent my way. Logo-bearing stickers would sufficiently cover the straw opening of the plastic cup until reaching the office. Straws were also worth commending, for they were individually packaged in clear plastic casing.
Unfortunately, neither drink succeeded in delivering the anticipated profile. The Thai Tea tasted like milk - dairy, to be specific, like the cartons in my own fridge - and retained little to no discernible Thai tea base notes. Similarly, the Vietnamese Coffee was bland and disappointing. Though the establishment had prided themselves in using their own beans, the resulting composition wasn't aromatic at all. Dak Lak persists as the best (and most potent).
My coworker commented on the generous portion size for $9, but found the overall product to be too saucy: "It seemed like they tried too hard" by being excessive without complimentary flavours.