A little more than sixty minutes had been allocated for the appointment, but the checkup had merely spanned twenty minutes, including visual examination and x-ray. Proposing to visit Yorkdale in advance of our lunch reservation, we began to traverse south along Dufferin.
Google Maps guided me along the path less travelled: a roundabout way to access the parking garage along Yorkdale Rd. In spite pulling in before 11 AM, the ground level garage was already nearing capacity. I managed to secure a spot in a dead end zone, then trekked through the stuffy garage towards the air-conditioned interior.
- Craig's Cookies now had a storefront across from Starbucks
- TWG was no more
- The luxury wing had expanded to include new stores such as Alexander Wang and Fendi (not one, but two!)
Slow-moving with curious or indecisive (or both) customers, our turn to order wasn't granted until at least twenty minutes later. In the meantime, I had taken note of the various brewing equipment, cohesive gold-beige and white colour scheme, and minimalist merchandise bearing the "%" logo. A simple ceramic scooper was priced at $16, while an umbrella at $43.
Despite being known as a coffee roaster, it was amusing to find greater emphasis on branding and specialty lattes than coffee culture itself. The Spanish Latte and Matcha Latte emerged as the most popular picks, followed by whole bean coffee. The standard lineup of Espresso, Espresso Macchiato, Caffe Latte, and Americano had options of % Arabica Blend and Ethiopia for espresso, though all other caffeinated picks were restricted to the basic blend. That said, most didn't seem to mind, nor care, for that matter. Few patrons took to pour-overs and Americanos, and instead made a beeline for the $6.75 lattes. The occasional pastry purchase was slotted into paper bags - also stamped with the "%" logo - and heated one by one in a mini toaster.
Braving the ever-imprudent local drivers of the district, we exited from the Yorkdale scene after less than two hours and slowly hobbled down Dufferin towards Orfus Road. As opposed to turning down Orfus to find Uncle Tetsu, we'd aim for a commercial plaza with rose gold panels. At the base of the building would be Red Lobster's Dufferin location.
Sliding into seating cleaner than Petit Potato, my fingertips graced sticky menus, a greasy table, and a tri-fold promotional menu with splatters. Our server appeared shortly afterwards, sporting a polo and slicked back hair that had me doing a double-take to verify he wasn't the long lost cousin of Psy. He introduced himself as "Vincent", though we later discovered his true name via the name tag: "Winston". Initially pleasant, his demeanour grew progressively disinterested over the course of our stay, starting from the moment we had requested warm water instead of alcoholic beverages.
While the mains pended further discussion, a New England Clam Chowder was requested to start. The requested Cup size had rang in at $7.59, while the Bowl at $9.49. Our server insisted that the Ultimate Feast was intended as a one-person meal, emphasizing its supposed small portion. When he confirmed the Grilled Salmon to be of a 3 oz. portion though, I knew the platter would be sufficient.
The "Ultimate Feast" allowed for two choices from the Premium Selections section and two from the Classic Selections, along with one choice of side. Once again, the sides were categorized into Classic (baked potato, mashed potatoes, rice, fries, green beans, and coleslaw) and Premium at additional charges of $4.99 (mac & cheese, Brussel sprouts) and $1.99 (side Caesar salad). We took to the Grilled Salmon, 7 oz. Sirloin (with Medium Rare doneness), Shrimp Linguini Alfredo, and Garlic Shrimp. The sole side dish was upgraded to the Caesar Salad, with dressing on the side.
A thin layer of, presumably, melted butter floated on the surface of the soup. Unlike blended soups such as Borscht or Butternut Squash, a drizzle of oil/cream is not a common addition to Clam Chowder. Its sizable morsels of clam and potato were well-received, however the formula could be declared to taste synthetic rather than creamy and savoury.
Goopy white dressing aside, the Caesar Salad was quite palatable. Crunchy croutons, fresh chopped Romaine, and a generous dusting of sharp-tasting cheese (Parmesan?) provided the much-needed daily dose of untainted greens.
"Ew!" I seethed at the griminess, then immediately dampened a napkin to scrub at the gunk. Under normal circumstances, I would have requested another plate. But, by this point, DIYing a solution would likely cause less of a ruckus for both parties, especially the less approachable side.
My go-to of the Shrimp Linguini Alfredo was spectacular, and just as I remembered too! The sauce was creamy without being overwhelming, while the shrimp crunchy, supple, and, most importantly, shelled for ease of consumption. Despite being a tad softer than al dente, the linguini remained chewy and bouncy, much to my liking. The dish truly hit the spot!
Grilled Salmon was another phenomenal component. The fillet was of an acceptable size, seasoned adequately, and charred on the underside for wispy, impeccably crispy skin. A wonderfully fleshy interior welcomed subsequent bites.
The table's larger party also incited usage of the foldable tray holders I had grown accustomed to witnessing in my early childhood years. I regarded the apparatus with fondness and nostalgia, wistfully citing the family dinners that summoned many a smile across the table.
Nevertheless, I departed in high spirits, delighted to have relived a significant element of my childhood with delightful, seafood-based fare I had been craving so direly.
Generally muggy, humid conditions prevented us from roaming the grounds for very long. The booths had been perused quickly, for every step led us closer to uncontrollable perspiration.
The sheer expanse of food was incredible, and even more so the varied display cases, steamers, wooden buckets, and assorted contraptions present on site. There was also an impressive number of team members at each vendor booth, unlike the relatively compact crews seen at past Celebration Square festivals.
Especially notable was the pricing: $5 skewers and Halo Halo ranging between $9.50 and $12 - the most reasonable price tags since pre-COVID!
The Halo Halo was indeed superb for beating the heat! Fine shards of ice dissolved gradually as we pried through the layers of crispy rice-topped ube ice cream, custardy flan, coconut shreds, and evaporated milk. Nearing the middle of the cup, we found a larger proportion of assorted jellies as opposed to beans, and even a handful of clear tapioca pearls. The beans in question were not kidney beans, but rather small red beans; they contributed textural contrast without excessive starchiness. Jackie's rendition was undoubtedly the best Halo Halo I've tasted since Yum's Kitchen.
Frankly, I'm unsure of its uses at this current point in time. It pairs interestingly in an Ube Genmaicha Latte, and I would presume it fair decently as a toast spread as well.
Regardless of sampling at room temperature or after retoasting, the specimen featured coconut flesh that was rigid instead of tender, and a filling that was less sweet and less gelatinous. Its crust was minimally flaky, unlike Purple Oven. That said, I wasn't exactly fond of the shortening used in the Purple Oven's version either.
Admittedly, the matcha was fragrant without exuding exceedingly floral nor grassy vibes. The aura was near Sencha-like: delicate and delicious, and hardly intrusive on the pastry itself.