The sleepy polar bear remained hunched over in drowsiness the entire time, unknowingly passing the misery onto me. Factors impacting decision-making were unchanged though: opting to sacrifice functionality for the laziest route possible and going umbrella-less, merely settling for a nylon hoodie that seemed neither water repellant nor water resistant. On the other hand, I was equipped with an umbrella - large enough for two, or one and a backpack - and not enough hands to wield both an umbrella and camera.
The "Moo Crunch" name was confusingly applied to yet another product within the COWS product line: an Almond Toffee Crunch, devoid of peanut butter and excessive creaminess. A thick layer of toffee was sandwiched between thin layers of milk chocolate, forming an 80 g slab that shattered at odd angles. The milk chocolate was a tad too sweet, while the toffee was sandy, lending a soft snap to its broken segments instead of sharp-edged shards.
The same lady had impeded my photo-taking process, expressing strong opposition to images of the cookie counter with her reason being that the display "wasn't full". They admitted to underestimating the number of customers on a weekend with such treacherous weather. And, quite frankly, I was also taken back by the volume of vacationers was in consideration of the uncustomarily dreary climate conditions.
In spite of unstable health conditions, the sleepy polar bear reached for a can of Sapsucker, dismissing my advice to re-hydrate with plain ol' water.
While the sleepy polar bear voiced a decision to obtain salt from the Independent grocer we had spotted earlier in our walk, I strode back to Prince of Wales, relieving myself of the weighty items suspended in my tote bag.
She complimented the conspicuous coral bow adorning my crown, then squealed at the sighting of my quilted crossbody bag, commenting that she had never seen "anything like it" despite searching for a similar style. We were guided towards the window for maximum illumination (splendid!), an unobscured view of happenings along Picton Street, a lovely backdrop of paintings and rustic tiling. The setting was a wonderful middle ground between patio seating and indoor, air-conditioned respite.
At the corner of each table was a single bloomed rose bud, either red or pink, submerged in water. Adjacent was a candle resting atop a mound of coffee beans, along with flat white discs of salt and pepper shakers.
Had the menu not declared the treat as being gluten-free and vegan, I would have never come to the realization. Silky ganache, fresh rapberries, flavourful cherry preserves, and a crunchy crumble won me over with ease.
He was supported by a handful of younger, less polished staff, whose responses to our requests varied drastically. One had sloppily slid our remaining fare into their biodegradable boxes and brought the single box to our table before the conclusion of the meal, while another emerged with boxes to pack our own food, even daring to suggest combining leftover appetizers and mains in the same container!
With the remaining time, I glided along the length of the pool, executing breaststroke and backstroke to the best of my goggle-absent abilities. A few minutes were spent relaxing in the hot tub, and a final few more in the sauna.
At 1 AM, I collapsed into the bed, comfortably nestled between clean, dazzling white sheets and occasional gusts of air conditioning.