"Surely this must be for the giveaway of free concert tickets." was my suspicion when I passed the corner of Meridian Hall while en route to Union from St. Lawrence.
Alas, it was not.
Reasonable traffic volumes had allowed for a timely arrival, but didn't prepare me for queuing in the sun whatsoever.
Thankfully, a portion of the line remained in the shade. The total time from joining the queue to entry was about ten minutes. If any longer, the treacherous humidity and direct sunlight would have proved lethal.
Not withstanding these measures, the inside of the entertainment space was brimming with people - to the point where moving about was arduous and stifling.
It felt like KCON all over again, but with lower ceilings, reduced illumination, and no lineup organization whatsoever. The scene was a strict travesty to behold.
Attractions had been dispersed across three floors, with ridiculous lineups were witnessed at practically every booth. Upon entering, there was a large sign to indicate the name of the event, but neither maps nor staff to provide clear direction.
The main floor was bustling with makeup demos, a complimentary photoism stall, and some games/sampling booths. On the upper floor were cooking demonstrations, a pop-up boutique retailing merchandise from the National Museum of Korea, more beauty-related content, and, most importantly, bathrooms. Frankly, I was unable to identify majority of these installations, for hoards of people camouflaged the booths' contents.
Further installations were present on the basement level, though I decided to make a sluggish lap about the main floor before proceeding. One of two concert buddies had advised that the booth to the right of the entrance handed out "passports". After visiting each booth, a sticker could be collected and used to redeem a prize at the end of the visit. By the time I succeeded in making my way towards the nearest uniformed staff member, I was informed that all passports had been distributed. Stickers could still be collected, but the selection of prizes had been reduced significantly.
The overall format was not dissimilar to my personal experience in Seoul, where events are multi-dimensional with time-consuming, game-like elements (ie. collecting stamps for prizes), but clarity is horribly lacking and rules of operation for individual attractions could be adjusted on the fly.
While queuing for a "ramen game" booth, I received two complimentary embroidered patches from a member of staff. Thirty minutes later, it was finally my turn to undertake the chopstick challenge. Players would use either rounded or flat metal chopsticks to fill a makeshift ramen bowl with plastic ingredients until the one-minute timer went off. My win earned me a complimentary pack of Shin Ramyun, Buldak ramen, or Shrimp Chips. Glaring at the bulky offerings with contempt, I negotiated acquisition of two embroidered patches instead. After all, lugging around snacks that would easily become crushed was a huge hassle.
Another lineup granted me a free Milkis sample. Then, I headed to the basement level. Besides rest areas and water fountains, the floor housed a variety of games and animation booths.
"Oh I have one already." Surprised, I glanced over at the ticket in the man's hand. It read "DD", which was closer than my own FF. "You don't want to go?"
"We can't make it." replied the young girl.
"We won the ticket from a game." the father elaborated.
"Only one?"
"Yes."
It made sense - neither the father nor daughter would want to go alone. And so I took the physical ticket willingly, later learning that it was row DD in the Mezzanine, as opposed to the main floor. But I kept the ticket anyway.
"But why?" Tourist trap eateries in close proximity to office buildings and the downtown core were amongst the very last of my candidates.
"It's close and I haven't been." I was told. "You haven't been either."
Admittedly, all arguments were valid. Indeed, I hadn't been, despite strolling past on a handful of occasions.
These choices varied vastly from my own: A Crisp Green Salad with Honey Mustard dressing on the side and Seafood Linguine. Truthfully, I had longed for nothing more than the Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo, but fears of uncontrollable stomach pains during the concert loomed above me. It was also pivotal to pick a dish that could be depleted by my browsing partner, for I'd be unable to consume a full portion. Instead of entrées featuring a base of cream sauce, the Seafood Linguine was chosen for its "marinara and cream" (aka rosé) foundation.
One bite of the pasty loaf sent me into instant disillusionment. The roll was crusty, devoid of dimension, and, well, very white. For clarification, the remark wasn't intended to be derogatory, but merely pertained to the use of bleached flour for its creation. Beyond bleached white flour, salt, and yeast, there were few other ingredients detected into its composition. There were distinct deviations from my go-to of brioche, a variety that owed its sumptuous qualities to butter, eggs, and sugar, or the afternoon's focaccia, which encased a supple interior beneath a crunchy, gratifying surface.
The Old Spaghetti Factory's starter was neither porous nor plush. Its accompanying container of garlic butter did little to salvage the specimen either.
My browsing partner deemed this feedback as being "picky", however I disagree that being critically evaluative wasn't warranted for platters priced upwards of twenty dollars. A variety pack of pasta from Costco would set me back a measly $11 and easily provide for more than one month of carbs.
Dessert choices included Vanilla, Chocolate, or Vanilla-Chocolate-Pistachio ice cream. My browsing partner leaned conservative, while I, the adventurous one, opted for a tri-coloured monstrosity. The so-called "pistachio" was despicable; I weaved around the streaks of artificial green to sample the chocolate bits instead.
Next was FIFTY FIFTY, a five-member girl group that had undergone a comprehensive lineup change in the past year. In spite of achieving tremendous success with "Cupid", the group felt very green overall and not that comfortable with crowd interactions. The only member who distinguished herself was Chanelle Moon; her lively nature and powerful vocals were definitely worth noting.
One member was spotted with a foot injury and sat on the right of the stage as the other members performed incredibly labourious choreography. Contributing to the level of challenge was a deficiency of rest parts, which demanded both strength and fluidity.
Surprisingly, Last Parade had not been incorporated into the setlist. I almost anticipated an encore, but the convention was strictly regulated. The final moments of the show concluded with each of the performers re-entering the stage and bowing to the crowds.
My browsing partner met me outside, away from the chatty bustle that followed me along my exit path.
While accompanying me for the latter half of the day was unplanned, I was thankfully for having someone to share dinner with, someone to walk back to the car with, and someone to ̶t̶a̶l̶k̶ ̶t̶o̶ listen to me on the tiring drive home. The concept of K-Pop performances and concerts remained foreign territory, though I persisted in preserving my high tension energy despite the disinterested responses.
Thank you GOT7, once again.















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