I was invited to tag along to a "collab" at Macu Tea, wherein I'd be promised one complimentary beverage. Only upon pulling into the plaza that I realized its coordinates as Zen Q's former space.
- 1 Pineapple Bun; $2.75
- 2 Hot Dog Buns; $3.25 each
- 1 BBQ Pork Bun; $3.25
- 1 Coffee Swiss Roll Cake; $3.75
- 1 Brown Raisin Loaf; $4.25
With cautionary notes regarding store equipment and atmosphere, the guidelines were mostly common sense. That said, I've learned that common sense is truly not that common after all.
Most striking was the shift in power: Businesses now had the upper hand, receiving an abundance of invitations to "collaborate" rather than extending invitations to bloggers that had piqued their interest.
As my companions got to work arranging the beverages for filming, I hovered nearby in wait. The process dragged on without any noticeable progression, thus I began to offer ideas as they came to mind. The duo appeared stumped on creative ideas, hence their sluggishness. I, on the other hand, was brimming with concepts and eager to execute and move on. It was a test of patience for a single sip of my milk tea, which was, as expected, nothing to write home about. The small cubes of coffee jelly were enjoyable, though the concoction pales in comparison to my go-to Brown Sugar Oolong Milk Tea with 2J (sans tapioca) at Gong Cha.
Once the media-capturing ordeal had concluded, we settled into the not-so-comfortable wooden stools for a brief exchange. Not once did the queue recede during our stay.
Just prior to departure, I paid a visit to the single stall washroom located near the back of the facility. Dissimilar to the rest of the shop, it was positively filthy and eerie-smelling. Furthermore, the accessible push button did not function as intended: the door knob would need to be turned to exit and enter the premises.
Over lunch, I'd brave the rising temperatures, melting snow and revolting, muddy puddles, and the deadliest hazard of all: falling icicles. At times, there were a few forceful gusts, but they were warm and generally harmless (read: would not cause one's face to crack).
Alas, my coworker sought out a pre-packaged variation of the fermented beverage instead, and I never did manage to confirm the availability of kombucha on tap. Shortly after stepping into the space, she took to the refrigerator, selected a few cans out of curiosity, then inspected the four-packs residing on top. "Did you want a free coffee?" she asked, pointing to the handwritten sign.
I appreciated the gesture, for she had considered my no-spend circumstances. The original plan had been to brew some UCC after returning to the office anyway, thus I responded, "Well, I'm not going to say no to free coffee!"
While I had inquired of recommendations, the decision eventually lay with a Cardamom Latte with Date Syrup - with Oatside oat milk subbed for free! Amusingly, the café was a retailer of Minor Figures but did not utilize the formula in their handcrafted creations.
With Hamilton cafés operating out of distinctly more dilapidated fixtures - complete with creaky floorboards and stairwells, Carbonic's setting did not bother me nearly as much as others. Of course, I cannot comment on the structural integrity of the stairs, as I did not venture past the wall of wines and whole bean coffee.
Sampled upon my return was Lucullus' Pineapple Bun, which revealed the obvious use of lard in its cookie topping. The overall flavour profile leaned towards a Walnut Cookie, rather than a plump brioche with a crackly top.
A second set of elevators awaited me on the intermediate floor level, again adopting the same orientation. The store was located on the top floor, with its entrance on the left.
The instant noodle and condiment aisles were less remarkable, for their narrowness enabled just two people to browse the shelves at once. Should a group of three or more backpack-donning students enter the premises, it would be obstructed for all other shoppers, as I quickly learned firsthand.
The first window was closed, and evidently blocked by supplies and equipment. Payment and order delivery would take place at the second window, though I was unaware of the latter procedure. It wasn't until driving away and rounding the corner that I realized my naive blunder. Alas, the vehicle behind me had closed the gap: I could no longer retrieve my order from the window.
I made a beeline for the counter, attempting to make eye contact with the staff member that had taken my payment from the Drive-Thru window. My order of a Small House Blend Coffee, two Original Glazed Donuts, and one Butter Croissant were presented to me without any resistance whatsoever.