Each pass is valid for a period of seven days and area limited to Day Use passes. Consequently, obtaining my pass on a Tuesday morning would require return the following week at the same time. This would restrict usage to the weekend, for majority of parks were too far to be visit on a weekday evening after work.
With my budget proving tragically tight as of late, I proposed the idea to my browsing partner. In place of boujee brunch, shopping, DIY LINE Friends bracelets, and an evening of wine, my wallet required a more affordable alternative - and ideally one that did not require cleaning the house to facilitate guests.
I opted for Forks of the Credit first, followed by Mono Cliffs. The decision had resulted from evaluating the availability of tree coverage in each park, analyzing peak periods, and accounting for overall logistics. While early morning trips to Mono Cliffs had proven ideal, I banked on quieter volumes along my trail of interest. In addition, heading to Vaughan appeared swifter from Mono than Orangeville.
The Esso was possibly the oldest gas station I'd seen in years: the pumps were not equipped with tap capabilities, the ceiling partitions were dangling, and the entrance to the gas station cashier was camouflaged with an obscene number of flyers against the walls. Somewhat proper signage had informed of the location being an LCBO Convenience outlet. Beyond this addition, it was certainly not the standard Esso.
One of these stalls was revolting with a conspicuous puddle of water on the ground. The second was, unfortunately, not much better with grimy floors filled with debris and trash and a nonexistent mirror.
- Trans Canada Trail → Bruce Trail → Meadow Trail → Falls Viewpoint → Return to Parking Lot
What a good question. The mere exchange of words had instantly appeased nerves. Bleach was unlikely after all. I resolved to continue with my hike, as I'd not be pursuing a return trip having come this far.
With increasingly load groans from my birthday buddy, Google Maps was consulted after thirty minutes of walking. Instead of heading east in the direction of McLaren Road, it was learned that we had actually veered west, passing Mississauga Road and nearing Shaws Creek Road instead. Backtracking would be necessary to resume trails within the provincial park.
This didn't stop my birthday buddy from huffing and puffing, however. Our conversations would come to a screeching halt in the latter half of the hike as differences in activity levels and cardiovascular endurance became evident. The once-exuberant smile would vanish from her face: "I'm vetoing the second hike!" was announced with ire.
Outhouses could be found between the gravel lot and the trailhead, though indoor plumbing facilities were unavailable. McDonald's in Mono would be our next stop.
While my birthday buddy took to a Creamy Avocado Ranch McWrap and refilled her water bottle, I eagerly redeemed a Cheeseburger. Hunger hadn't hit yet, but I reasoned some form of sustenance intake would be necessary in advance of my subsequent hike.
Let it be known that any additions to a free item, such as shredded lettuce on a Cheeseburger, does not incur extra charges. Let it also be known that the water in the soft drink machine at this location tasted absolutely repulsive, leading us to question its potability.
Alas, the absence of signal would pose difficulties in bringing up my confirmation email and barcode. In hindsight, I ought have been mindful of the park's treacherous lack of signal given the two previous experiences. For those finding themselves in similar situations, I'd recommend downloading the confirmation email and barcode for offline use. Thankfully, I was able to retrieve some connection in standing near the bushes by the entrance.
Having been unable to complete it last time, the South Outlier Trail was my sole objective of the trip. It was a standalone loop that neither provided lookout points nor connected to the other main trails. These factors alone would have deterred the average visitor.
The trail was also marked exclusively for hiking; biking and horseback riding would be prohibited, and I'd soon learn why.
After speed walking for what seemed an eternity - there were no views, after all - I arrived at a fork. The South Outlier Trail connected to Bruce Trail at its midway point. Visitors had the option of diverting onto Bruce Trail, connecting to Walter Tovell, then returning to the park entrance via Spillway Trail and Carriage Trail. This route would be arguably similar in distance, yet eliminate the need to retrace one's path downhill in a steep zig-zag format.
Two-thirds of the way was a connection to the Whitewater Refuge Side Trail. Due to both time restrictions and fatigue, I'd adhere to the South Outlier Trail. The mission at hand was to complete the yellow loop and return before 4 PM.
Although passable for the price, my Salmon Fillet was rigid with fishy odours. Furthermore, the string beans were wrinkly and bland, and the Cauliflower Rice crumbly. Decent were the pickled beets, yet essentially texture-less like the canned varieties. The accompanying red sauce was a tad spicy, though the presumed contents of roasted bell peppers (and possibly tomato?) did assist with neutralizing the unpleasant odours of the fillet.
My birthday buddy noted cold meatballs sloshed in thin gravy, but decent mashed potato - which I could confirm.
The day's adventures concluded with planned indulgences of Sparkling Choya Plum Wine and Nihonsakari Honjozo 19.5% Sake. With both of us having perspired substantially, squatting in the garage proved the most feasible choice. This was, of course, also due to unavailable seating area within the house.