Not withstanding these obstructions - inclusive of nearly sliding off the seat and maneuvering around a lane closure at Bloor St W and St. George, I'd arrive unscathed at the doors of Hodo Kwaja in under twenty minutes. The bike would be parked at the northeast corner of Bloor St W and Euclid, any otherwise empty station during lunchtime.
In addition to my usual selection, I also inquired about iced coffee - reasonably so, given the weather conditions and activity levels of the day. The cups were priced based on size: 10 oz for $1.75 or 12 oz $1.95. With some degree of uncertainty, I retrieved my tumbler for the request, noting its capacity of just over 1 cup / 250 ml.
The lady offered to rinse the tumbler, which had previously held this morning's cold brew. Next, she filled it to the presumed 10 oz mark, adding ice, milk, and sugar with my confirmation. "There's still some room - would you like more ice? More coffee?" she offered with a big smile, "I can fill up with coffee if you'd like - it's cold! I'll only charge you for the 10 oz." It was as if she had read my mind regarding temperature qualms.
A corporate discount for classic bike trips under 30 minutes would set me back just slightly more than monthly fees at LA. Though, I'd likely be restricted to effective use of the service for half the year, given that Ontario spends the other half in snow, ice, and subzero conditions. Nevertheless, I'm eager to explore the city beyond the walkable 1.5 km radius.
While one busily prepared the drinks, clarified orders, and provided guidance, the inept one had failed to fulfill even the most fundamental of cashier responsibilities. She had entered my order into the system, then reset the transaction page before I could request an e-receipt. Her response to a receipt request was simply that she had "already cancelled it". In asking the more experienced employee, she handed a printed receipt towards me instead, depicting her reluctance towards learning how to operate the email function. The printed slip was the wrong receipt, and not the one associated with my order at all.
Due to these trivial delays, the barista's actions were hindered. She worked quickly, ultimately spilling the beverage and sliding a sticky tumbler my way. Suffice to say, I was not pleased.
The northbound stretch along University was severely sweltering. At the very least, I did appreciate the new separated pathways for pedestrians and cyclists north of Queen Street. The addition was likely the closest the city had ever come to improving walkability. By imitating trails in Vancouver, the scene conjured a knowing smile from yours truly, whereupon rendering Ontario Line construction to appear much more bearable.
In spite of the short duration, I returned to the office perspiring profusely. Rather than physical fatigue, I had been engulfed by humidity- and heat-induced exhaustion.
The eatery now operated exclusively from an order window. The former seating area was now blocked by boxes and the front door serving to provide access for staff, inventory deliveries, and delivery drivers with large pickup orders. There was neither shade nor seating outside the establishment. Under the blazing sun, I would review the updated menu and relay my order to the man within.
Order placement would occur at around 5:30 PM, at which point I had been promised a 6-7 minute wait time. During this period, I observed several other office workers hover about the area, most in anticipation of having their name called. On the other side of Duncan Street were delivery drivers, perched near their e-bikes and squatting in the shade. Similar scenery had been witnessed on the outskirts of Chinatown, outside the Tim Hortons at Dundas and Spadina.
Routing through familiar territory, I chanced across a complimentary Movies in the Park session at David Pecaut Square, hosted by the local BIA.
Luckily, I managed to snag the last Chicken Salad and one of many BBQ Bulgogi Burgers at Kibo. Their 30% off end-of-day sale remains the most affordable option for delicious, well-rounded sustenance.
Upon arrival, I'd take hostage of one of the many vacant tables at Balzac's. There, I'd unveil the entire spread.
In stark contrast was the Baby Crudy, which shocked me with its horrifying greasiness, thin patty, and meager quantity of fillings. The bun was, frankly, better than Kibo, however no further positive commentary could be extended with regard to its sickening oiliness. Rudy was the presumed image of overpriced Toronto hangover food, and nowhere near the smash burger I had expected.
Originally, I had been slightly annoyed at my browsing partner's inconsiderate huge bites. Due to its unthinkable greasiness though, I was ultimately unable to stomach more than a bite and half, pushing the checkered parcel back across the table.
The journey commences for an alternative smash burger destination.
Our entry would be complimentary in this case, though I requested bag check for my backpack, laptop, and multiple containers from work. Contrary to admission fees, coat check prices were quite reasonable, ranging from three to five dollars. The Large Bags category did not impose a size restriction, nor would it limit the number of bags. Five dollars earned me peace of exploration for the duration of our visit.