"But where will you exercise?" A coworker responded in shock. "When will you have your 'me' time?!"
Frankly, the 'me' time had always existed, gym or not. It was the difference of experimenting with instructor-led classes in the flesh versus choosing my own routine from YouTube's never-ending collection of content.
Google Reviews had been fueled with the lack of communication and transparency of various LA locations, though their qualms are applicable to any gym and could be easily appeased had they invested efforts to understand the billing process from enrolment. Speaking from personal experience, I've had no issues in reaching customer service representatives, local or corporate, and have further found quite seamless membership management options between the online account, the app, and email confirmations.
Premier Plus and Signature Clubs are supposedly categorized at different membership tiers, thus I called in advance to confirm eligibility. The parking validation process was also made known to me, though I opted for street parking instead, for enforcement does not commence on Sundays before 1 PM.
I had presumed the facility to be smaller than a standalone gym, given its location in a commercial building, however, the opposite observations were made. The training area was approximately the same size as that of Vega, but equipped with more Bosu balls and equipment than one could imagine. The group fitness studio, cycle studio, and administrative area each assumed a dedicated space - similar to Woodbine but contrary to Vega and Hurontario. Beyond the typical LA elements of a pool and basketball court, the floor also included a HIIT studio, likely only accessible with reservations and additional charges. The changerooms were separated from the rest of the exercise area with a long, winding corridor, which also housed the Women's Only training area.
The session was a full class of, seemingly, regulars. Unsurprisingly, the vast majority were middle-aged women. The bulk appeared to be acquainted with the moves, only struggling minimally. My position at the front enabled a clear view of my own movements, though I was more focused on the instructor given unfamiliarity with the songs and choreography.
Despite participants not being very loud, instructor kept energy level high and even summoned class participants to dance with her at the front throughout. I, being in the front row, was obviously included in this selection, thus strived to perform the choreo without any prior knowledge.
My objective was to stack the BOGO offer with the Perfect Pairing (croissant and coffee combo) and PRESTO discount. Alas, the thoroughly tattooed and utterly indifferent cashier informed that the location had transitioned to an express outpost, "Hazukido Quick", and did not offer the same perks as the standalone shops. While I had relinquished ten dollars to facilitate processing of mobile only offers, the Perfect Pairing could not be claimed as croissants did not appear on the online menu. In addition, the PRESTO discount would not apply.
Cold ramen would have constituted my first choice to combat the dreadful heat outside. That said, Midori would not be offering any chilled broths to meet climatic needs. Being promoted instead would be:
- Happy Hour specials on Monday to Thursday between 2-5 PM
- A two-month long Ramenlicious event that introduces new rotating flavours every two weeks
- Hitori (一人), Futari (二人), and Kazoku 家族 Combo meals for parties of 1, 2, or 4 guests
Being only moderately hungry, we took to sharing a Hitori Combo of a Signature Tori Paitan with Thin Noodles and a Mini Tori Don. The combo included one platter of deep-fried gyoza drizzled with creamy, tart mayo and a soft drink of choice. Neither of us were particularly fond of the Kinton-style dumplings, expressing preference for the traditional half-steamed, half-pan-fried rendition.
The Signature Tori Paitan boasted a gratifying, creamy broth infused with aonori and onions, a delectably golden ramen egg, and thin, firm noodles reminiscent of wonton noodles. One slice each of pork and chicken chashu proved inadequate to quench the appetite of two. Nevertheless, I thoroughly relished the smoky aftertaste of the scorched pork chashu.
Totalling under $40 with tax and tip, the meal was satisfactory. Based on collective findings, however, I'd recommend adhering to ramen without venturing into the appetizer and don categories.
Technical difficulties experienced on the app would be rectified in store by the sole barista-cashier on duty. She effortlessly handled both delivery and in-store drink orders and applied my 15% off app voucher with impressive swiftness, enabling procurement of a Sea Salted Caramel Coffee Latte in a timely manner.
Much to my relief, the facility was well ventilated and did not entail many lineups. The number of visitors were restricted as to ensure that wait times never exceeded five minutes. My sole gripe was the laser room, which was musty and immediately caused irritation and itchy nostrils.
Perspiration levels were also regulated by alternating activities of high and low intensity. Given the relatively dry state in which I found myself at the end of the 90-minute period, the rest of the day could proceed without going home to shower. A swap of clothing could be executed in either the accessible bathroom stall or the two unisex changerooms near the lockers.
The rain had stopped when we returned to the waiting area once again. Locker and gameplay wristbands were returned to the front desk. Each player would then be supplied a keyring with a QR code. The staff informed that returning players could tap into the facility using the tag and verify one's scores online by scanning the QR code.
Parking was secured without tremendous difficulty. Unfortunately, I neither found the drain-opening solution nor the 0.0% Radler of my interest. Potato salad, more Choco Churro Turtle Chips, and soap were placed into the cart instead. Before departing, I voiced desires for a soft serve cone.
"Ice cream before dinner?" My browsing partner raised an eyebrow, yet placed the order nevertheless.
Supplementing the spread would be a 3.5 oz portion of Harami Skirt Steak, redeemed from my available points balance.
Our server was careful to inquire of allergies. Upon hearing of the table's aversion towards peanuts, he noted the need to avoid Umakara marinade. Umakara Ribeye was substituted with Toro Beef at no extra charge, while Umakara Pork was swapped for Teriyaki Pork.