In leaving the Forest of Healing, the next stop obviously be no other than the Innisfree Green Cafe. This was my last chance to visit after all.
"It's on the way." I was told plainly.
Looking at the map, it was true. The cliffs was indeed on the way. Whether it warranted a stopover was unclear though.
"It'll be fast - just to see it." I was promised.
Needless to say, I didn't believe it, but agreed anyway. My browsing partner recoiled in surprise at my response. The clock was nearing 4 PM, but it was likely we could include a detour if moving swiftly.
Stronger gusts were felt with closer proximity to the waters. Along the elevated walkway and observation deck, our hair and faces were whipped left and right by the wind. Suffice to say, conditions were unpleasant. It prompted those nearby to be incredibly quick with their photos as a consequence, dawdling not for the sake of quickly returning to a warm place.
We spotted a red boat in the distance, named the Jeju Jet. Considering our surrounding environment, it was absolutely beyond me how boaters had managed to control their path on the water.
Once safe in the car, we had a better view of the ongoing mayhem: snow flying horizontally backlit by beams of sunshine. Jeju weather was as awfully unpredictable as it was intense.
Tired of excessively cloying ades and still chilly from the Cliffs detour, I opted for a hot Americano. Served piping hot in a tall ceramic cup, the beverage succeeded in soothing chills, but was hardly impressive in terms of taste. Albeit a larger portion than expected, its whopping 5800 KRW price tag was ridiculous for the meager flavour payoff. Initially concerned about caffeine at the late hour, my woes rapidly vanished upon sipping: the Americano was practically dark-coloured hot water.
With our surroundings shuttering in a matter of minutes, we were also required to make haste.
Although neither of us were remotely hungry, it was in our best interest to begin heading back. Our flight back to Seoul awaited us. I also reminded my browsing partner that I'd like to enjoy a proper dinner before departing - CU and GS25 would not be in the cards today.
The gravel lot at the front of the restaurant doubled as a play area for two dogs, likely raised by the owners of the restaurant. On the lot was a shed, dog house, restaurant with patio area, and peculiar rectangular building with a sliding door. At our time of arrival, a man was spotted exiting the building in question. It then dawned on me: that was the bathroom.
Oh the horrors! The bathroom was located outside the eatery.
Immediately before the stalls was an unexpected shower area and drain. Adjacent was a wastebin, sink, and plastic bin of shampoo and other toiletries. What a sight it was! Even under such circumstances, the patterned tiles of Jeju made an appearance.
Two bubbling hot stone pots of samgyetang arrived shortly afterwards. Black Garlic was placed in front of my browsing partner, inciting me to speak up about the error. Alas, the man hushed my correction. "Black garlic is good for men." He emphasized with a smile. There was little I could say to retaliate as the less desirable mushroom samgyetang was slid towards me.
She then transitioned to perform the same ritual with my browsing partner, who relied on me to translate the satoori in real time.
"You first open the chicken." The lady started her demonstration, then paused. "Hold the spoon in your right hand."
My browsing partner, who was holding the spoon in the left hand and chopsticks in the right, glanced at me in confusion. I translated readily, including humorous notes of the lady likening the experience to "talking to her son".
"Oh no, not at all!" I denied the claim. "I am just a small/intermittent eater (소식좌)"
"Ah I see, a small eater." She understood my Korean, thankfully. "At least eat the meat. You cannot keep this for the next day."
She then approached the man and not-so-quietly confided in him. I felt incredibly sorry at the situation, yet could not stomach more even if I wanted to. My browsing partner attempted to devour the meals in my stead, eventually succeeding at 1.5 portions after a steady 77 minutes. Restless and ready to go back to Nanta, I made it known that I'd like one more beer before flying out. Lingering in my mouth was the acidity of the extremely sour orange slices.
While my browsing partner was none too fond of being rushed out of the restaurant, it was deemed necessary to progress with packing preparations and beer acquisition.