Receiving skincare treatments appeared to be the better alternative, as even those hailing from other parts of East Asia admitted to making trips to Korea in the name "advanced technology". Personally, it was the advertised affordability and variety of options that piqued my curiosity. Many Reddit forums had mentioned terminology such as "foreigner-friendly" and "factory clinics", with the former referring to language capabilities of on-site staff and the latter to the cold, eerie presentation of the rooms and their format. Unfortunately, I wouldn't grasp the true meaning of "factory clinic" until my experience unfolded.
After days of research, I landed on Ocean Clinic in Gangnam. Due to hiccups from the previous day though, my appointment was rescheduled last minute for 4 PM on Saturday. This was the last possible spot that could be accommodated, for Ocean Clinic closed at 5 PM. As the staff member from the previous day had advised, I arrived slightly earlier than 4 PM to ensure a timely start and finish.
I was then gestured towards a U-shaped seating area labelled "Waiting Room". There were a handful of other patients in the space, all of which were young East Asian males. Despite their heads of black hair, none seemed to be Korean. I overhead some Mandarin, which led me to believe that they were Taiwanese or Singaporean. The close proximity of the seats in the mixed gender waiting area made the experience a bit awkward, but I was soon left alone as the others were called up by scrub-donning staff members one by one.
I was then whisked towards a second room, where the Pico toning (brightening) treatment was executed by a different male doctor. The process spanned no more than a few minutes, then back into the Waiting Room I'd go.
All was tolerable until she moved towards the moles on my neck. At least 5-6 passes were conducted on one of the moles, followed by unexpected extraction. She later showed me that one was a flat skin tag, and not a mole at all. In spite of the comparatively labour-intensive process, she did not request the administrative staff to charge me the fee difference, but merely advised them to make a note.
The clinic was wrapping up operations for the day, with the last few customers gradually making their way back to the elevators. I stopped at their bathroom on my way out, appalled to find an overflowing wastebin and barely any toilet paper left in the stalls.
And so I retraced my steps to the front desk, where the staff member who had assisted with my consultation the previous day assisted with my paperwork. She also commented on the effects of the treatment, "The moles really are gone!" she marveled at my transformation before contemplating her own.
"Do you get a discount as staff?" I asked.
"Yes." She beamed, "30%!"
My eyes widened. "That's a such good deal!"
"Yeah, I'm still thinking about it."
She was the only one that made small talk with me during my visit, an aspect I appreciated greatly.
Catering to the younger crowds were knock-off Jellycat keychains, slouchy fabric handbags, and various styles of headwear. Oddly enough, not a single scarf could be found on site.
Embracing an exposed concrete design with uniformly-spaced, circular cutouts, the entrance was far grander than any standalone rendition back home.
Of course, it would be foolish of me to venture across the globe to procure items I could easily obtain back home for cheaper. In my review of the menu, there were a few Korea exclusives:
- Maple Cruller; 3,200 KRW
- Maple Croissant; 3,900 KRW
- Maple Salt Roll; 3,600 KRW
- Passion Fruits Lemon Quencher; 5,400 KRW - 6,400 KRW
- Shine Muscat Quencher; 5,400 KRW - 6,400 KRW
- Moro Orange Quencher; 5,600 KRW for a medium size
- Montréal Coffee; 5,700 KRW for a small, hot size
- Strawberry Dip Donut + Americano Combo; 6,700 - 7,700 KRW
After completing the transaction on the kiosk, I headed over to the pick-up area, which functioned nearly identically to the newer Timmies locations in the GTA. Situated between the ordering kiosks and pick-up area was a refrigerated display of pastries and beverages. The presentation bore a stark difference from the cramped, fly-infested displays to which I had grown accustomed. Shallow wire trays lined with crisp wax paper replaced deep, narrow baskets crowded with more cookies and donuts than could lay flat. There was a sense of orderliness to the arrangement, which differed drastically from Canada's bountiful assortment of muffins, cookies, Timbits, and more. It may even be worth noting that muffins were nowhere to be seen, and cookies were individually packaged and sealed with a heart-shaped sticker.
A bite of the warm specimen confirmed it to be superior than any other salt bread sampled over the course of the trip. The underlying notes of maple were mild, yet distinguishable. I resolved to reserve half for sharing with my browsing partner later.
(Fast forward to present-day Tims, Mocktail Quenchers featuring the dried citrus slices have also been seen at select stores.)





























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